I re-encountered these, some of the best of the best from The Quote Book of the Loving Room of BASE, (c) 2006-2007, all rights reserved.
I'd also like to note that to the best of my knowledge we were all sober during all of these. I'm not sure if that makes it better or worse.
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(Sometimes Kendra and Linell played a game in which they only spoke in alliteration. That day, they chose W.)
Kendra: Well... we... will... wallowing...
Kindra: You guys are silly...
Linell: We will... wash you!
moments later...
Linell: We want...woh... toaster!
Kendra: We want warm wheat! (raises the roof)
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(Jennie walks into the lovingroom in her EMT uniform)
Bethany: Ow ow! I love a woman in uniform!
Jennie: Don't make me restrain you.
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Jennie: (referring to her part-Persian self) So I'm a part-terrorist!
Elise: Wait... what do you want to partially terrorize?
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"Do you flick your tooth at me, sir?!"
- Kendra, trying to quote Shakespeare's "Do you bite your thumb at me, sir?"
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(in the salad line in the Cafe)
Kendra: There are no candied beets here!
Erin: I know! That's baloney and we're not even in the sandwich line!
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"Ok guys, I just wanna say that I have... three bananas in my kangaroo pocket."
-Alicia
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Linell: Oh man, these quotes are funny...
Carissa: How many do I have? I hope I have more than Jennie. I'm funnier than Jennie.
moments later...
Jennie: I feel animosity between us.
Carissa: I'm sorry! I love you.
Jennie: I feel like my ovaries hurt when you look at me.
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(Carissa, Jennie, Elise and Linell are discussing suing a certain man for emotional trauma):
Katelyn: It would solve some problems... like what I'm going to do for the rest of my life.
Carissa: No, it won't. Remember what Biggie said: "Mo' money, mo' problems."
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Linell: We shot animals today in archery.
Kendra: That's inhumane.
Linell: They had weapons! The wolf had a sword. And we shot a peasant.
Kendra: You shot a person?!?
L: Peasant. PEASANT. Like a bird.
K. You mean PHEASANT.
L: Oh. (Awkward pause.) ... And the caribou had a bomb!
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Carissa: Honestly, if babies were people-sized, they would take over the world with their large heads and amazing upper body strength.
[I don't even remember saying this. But so it was written, so it must have been.]
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Jennie: Whatcha doing with my phone, Kendra?
Kendra: Ohhh nothing... just stroking it... caressing it... whispering sweet nothings into its earpiece...
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Katelyn: Hey Carissa, are we gonna have a dishwasher in our home?
Carissa: Yeah, her name is Katelyn...
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Bethany: (as katy walks in, in demonic voice): Hey, Sexy...
Katy: (responds in demonic voice): Hello, beautiful.
Katelyn: You know, it's all fun and games until someone gets demon-possessed.
1 comments:
AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Seriously, I had to keep from making a scene in the library. My favorite is Kendra's flick your teeth. haha. Ah, dangit. I missed so much good stuff!
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